Showing posts with label Glendale Preparatory Academy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Glendale Preparatory Academy. Show all posts

May 4, 2010

Kid say dem crazy thangs

My Kids today:


Kids: Mr. Bloch do you still get grounded?

Mr. Bloch: Yes.

Kids: For what?

Mr. Bloch: Not Cleaning my room.
















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Susie (a female student wearing copious amounts of men's cologne):
Mr. Bloch can you help me with the shading on this object?

Mr. Bloch: I can't talk to you right now.
I can't handle the amount of cologne you're wearing.


















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Jenny, who could be one of the "plastics" from Mean Girls, made some pop culture reference in class.

Mr. Bloch: Jenny, you're a nerd.

Jenny: No I'm not! (indignantly)

Mr. Bloch: Saaaaay it.

Jenny: I'm a nerd... (quietly)

Mr. Bloch: Loud and Proud

Jenny: I'M A NERD!!!

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Katie: Mr. Bloch, have you been letting your hair grow long?

Mr. Bloch: Eh what?

Katie: You're starting to look like Elvis.
















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Chris: Mr. Bloch, did you used to have long hair?

March 1, 2010

Glendale Preparatory Academy

Dear All,

Glendale Preparatory Academy is Now Hiring for the 2010-2011 school year.

Please Download this informational flyer if you are interested in applying, or if you are interested in viewing our curriculum and reading list.

We are growing as a school and thus are hiring across the board.  The positions that I know for a fact are open for next year are:
  • College Counselor
  • Modern Languages Teacher (Spanish)
  • History Teacher
  • Math Teacher
  • Science Teacher
  • Philosophy/Literature/History Teacher
I remain truly yours,

Peter Bloch