Guacamole Dip

This summer I have been investigating the possibility of becoming more domestic. With that possible telos in mind, I have designed a recipe (this is, they say, I vital step in becoming domesticated). Fear not, this recipe involves a plethora of manly things: knives, peppers, eating, squeezing limes, etc. And I don't give a damn what the pixies think.

Bloch-o-mole Dip

3 Avocados - Cut open Avocados (Jerry recommends listening to Slipknot). Scoop out the guts and put in a bowl. Smile your work to see.

1 Tomato -Dice this tomato and put it into the bowl. (Remember, shorter on the sides and put everything in the bowl hereafter)

2 cloves of Garlic - Dice this garlic. (Vampires? No, you need it to keep those cougars away!)

1/4 Onion - Dice this quarter onion (If you're Misko, or just that way, use whole onion)

1 Jalapeno - Dice this Ja-lap-in-o. (Just do it)

1 Scoop (small) of sour cream - (optional)

Add salt, squeeze juice of 1/2 a lime, and I feel like I'm missing something...

Mix it up and enjoy with tortilla chips.

If you have things that you like in your guac, I'd like to hear about it.